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This is me standing awkwardly against a lamp post in the latest issue of the Tasting Panel magazine. My first non-adult glossy magazine appearance. Of course I didn’t actually say most of the things I’m quoted as saying (I would literally never talk like that) it’s still cool to see myself in print.

This is me standing awkwardly against a lamp post in the latest issue of the Tasting Panel magazine. My first non-adult glossy magazine appearance. Of course I didn’t actually say most of the things I’m quoted as saying (I would literally never talk like that) it’s still cool to see myself in print.

After 2 full years someone finally gets brave enough to enter the kitchen (aka mad cocktail science laboratory).

After 2 full years someone finally gets brave enough to enter the kitchen (aka mad cocktail science laboratory).

Picked up a few bottles from a fellow dusty hunting friend in NJ tonight. A bottle of the original Wild Turkey 101 rye (finally, and it’s awesome), and a bottle of Myers’s Gold Rum circa 1981, which doesn’t seem to be made anymore.

Picked up a few bottles from a fellow dusty hunting friend in NJ tonight. A bottle of the original Wild Turkey 101 rye (finally, and it’s awesome), and a bottle of Myers’s Gold Rum circa 1981, which doesn’t seem to be made anymore.

Nice estate sale find. I’m now officially a member of the Church of England Temperance Society, circa 1893. “I hereby promise, by God’s help, to Abstain from the use of Intoxicating Liquors except under Medical Orders.”

Nice estate sale find. I’m now officially a member of the Church of England Temperance Society, circa 1893. “I hereby promise, by God’s help, to Abstain from the use of Intoxicating Liquors except under Medical Orders.”

Damn fine dinner and drinks at @tavernroad with my brother and sister-in-law. The Rue Morgue is a cocktail that speaks to me: scotch, ruby port, Benedictine, creme de cacao. Incredible food, too. (at Tavern Road)

Damn fine dinner and drinks at @tavernroad with my brother and sister-in-law. The Rue Morgue is a cocktail that speaks to me: scotch, ruby port, Benedictine, creme de cacao. Incredible food, too. (at Tavern Road)

They may get my $15 but not without having to endure the intense soul-crushing pathos of my sadface.

They may get my $15 but not without having to endure the intense soul-crushing pathos of my sadface.

Quick, somebody proposition me.

Quick, somebody proposition me.

Levi getting his juggle on at the Catfish party.

Levi getting his juggle on at the Catfish party.

Cool estate sale find. Cocktail Dial, “what will you have?” Interestingly this is copyrighted 1931, two years before the repeal of Prohibition. So a cocktail wheel for scofflaws.

Cool estate sale find. Cocktail Dial, “what will you have?” Interestingly this is copyrighted 1931, two years before the repeal of Prohibition. So a cocktail wheel for scofflaws.

Breaking my self-imposed moratorium* on new booze purchases with a bottle of white port because I read an article about it today and I’ve long been curious to try it. Also Martignetti’s has 375 ml bottles of Famous Grouse on closeout for $6.99 each, a price too good to pass up (I bought 3). *My moratorium lasted all of 3 days. (at Martignetti Liquors)

Breaking my self-imposed moratorium* on new booze purchases with a bottle of white port because I read an article about it today and I’ve long been curious to try it. Also Martignetti’s has 375 ml bottles of Famous Grouse on closeout for $6.99 each, a price too good to pass up (I bought 3). *My moratorium lasted all of 3 days. (at Martignetti Liquors)